This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
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Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with offers for viagra. How do I filter all this nonsense? It's driving me insane.
- I just want get a legitimate email for once.
- Perhaps in another lifetime this will stop.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's here enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
Seriously, enough is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your stupid junk mail for things I don't even need. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
- I'm reporting your actions to the authorities.
Shut Down This Junk You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm tired with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Leave me alone
- Just stop it
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your one strike to shape up. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? Don't test us.
Seriously With Your Annoying Emails
You think you're so clever, sending out your garbage to every random person you can find. But guess what, moron? I have no time for your deception. Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Drop Dead With Your Spammy Emails
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or go outside already.